Xanax Card Funny Sympathy Greeting Card

Xanax Card Funny Sympathy Greeting Card

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This funny one-color letterpress card is perfect for friends or anyone having a rough day. Send it, or keep it for yourself. 

Each card is printed using a Vandercook Proofing Press. This beautiful 4.25"x5" folded greeting card is letter-pressed on brilliant luxe 100% cotton paper and comes with a bright blueberry envelope.

Front of Card Reads: "There is not enough Xanax for this shit"

Each Package Contains:
- One 4.25”x5” greeting card
- One blueberry envelope 
- Card is Blank Inside
- Proudly Made in the USA

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